(Read to the slinky song tune...)

Slinked Sidekick
who rides on a horse
avoids intercourse
and knows that guy in the mask...
don't know,
won't go,
what does it show?
everyone knows it's tonto,
everyone knows it's tonto
it's tonto,
it's tonto
a sidekick to that guy on the horse...
it's tonto,
it's tonto
he knows that he's not the main course...